1. "The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing."
Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series
2."Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."
3.Men like parking spot, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
4."There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."
5."The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age.:
6."they all it 'PMS because 'Mad Cow Disease was already taken."
7."God made rivers,God made lakes, God made you.......well vwe all make mistakes."
1."Great minds discuss idea,
Average minds discuss event,
Small minds discuss people."
2."Trouble with the rat race is that even you win, you're still a rat."
3."When I hear somebody sigh, 'Life is hard,' i am temptedto ask, 'compared to what?'."
1."If you have it [Love], you don't need to have anything else, and if you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have."
Sir James M. Barrie
2."Meeting you was fate , becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control."
3."we come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly."
- Sm Keen
4."The space between your fingers were created so that another's could fill them in."
BART SIMPSON (FUNNY)QUOTES
1.[Meeting Aliens] " Plese don't eat me! I have wife and kids. EAT THEM!!
2."Kids, You tried your best and failed miserably, the lesson is, never try."
3."I'm normally not a praying man , but if u're up there, please save me Superman."
4."I didn't do it, no one saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything!."
5."There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson."
6."But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder. "
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